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Ha Ha Chinese

Chinese

68 New Road, Portsmouth, PO2 7RF

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Ha Ha Chinese Chinese

About Us

Ha Ha Chinese is a Chinese takeaway in Portsmouth. Why don't you try our Tom Yum Curry or Ha Ha Special Mixed Meat & Green Pepper?

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8 reviews from Just Eat

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    the food is always piping hot when it arrives, the ribs are cooked to perfection the meat just falls off the bone and hardly any fat. rice is amazing. defo recommend :)

  • Grant

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    Meal arrived 20 minutes earlier than stated. Everything was hot and delicious. would highly recommend.

  • jackie

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    We have been using Ha Ha chinese take away for years and they always deliver a lovely meal ! Top marks !

  • tara

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    our meal was awesome as it always is which is why we only choose haha for our fri/sat night takeaway.. we have never been disappointed :)

  • Pat

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    First time I've ordered from Ha Ha. Meal arrived on time, very hot and delicious. Will definately use again

  • Teena

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    Awesome... had meal from ha ha tonight.. thats it..im hooked..not going anywhere else now..absolutely fabulous meal... HIGHLY RECOMMEND..******

  • Teena

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    FANTASTIC MEAL... so tasty..hot..& scrummy..plus nuce and early. got to be best chinese in portsmouth.. HIGHLY RECOMMEND...

  • Teena

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    Absolutely awesome meal.... Really hot and tasty...and earlier than estimated time... Highly recommend

Menu

Drinks

Coca-Cola - 0.33L

£ 0.90

Coca-Cola - 1.25L

£ 2.10

Diet Coca-Cola - 0.33L

£ 0.90

Diet Coca-Cola - 1.25L

£ 2.10

7-up - 0.33L

£ 0.90

Tango Orange - 0.33L

£ 0.90

Soups

Sweetcorn Soup

£ 2.50

Chicken & Sweetcorn Soup

£ 2.50

Crab Meat & Sweetcorn Soup

£ 2.50

Chicken Noodle Soup

£ 2.50

Hot & Sour Soup

£ 3.00

Wonton Soup

£ 3.00

Appetisers

Hot Platter

£ 9.50

Spring rolls, seaweeds, spare ribs, sesame prawn on toast (crustaceans) & satay chicken on skewers (peanuts)

Crispy Wonton

£ 3.50

Seaweed

£ 3.20

Prawn Crackers

£ 1.60

Crustaceans

Mini Spring Rolls (10)

£ 3.00

Duck Spring Rolls (4)

£ 4.90

Large Spring Rolls (2)

£ 2.50

Vegetarian Spring Rolls (3)

£ 2.50

Chinese Spring Rolls (3)

£ 2.70

BBQ Spare Ribs

£ 5.50

Spare Ribs with Honey

£ 5.50

Spare Ribs with Salt & Chilli

£ 5.50

Spare Ribs in Peking Style

£ 5.50

Sesame Prawn on Toast

£ 3.20

Satay Chicken on Skewers (4)

£ 5.20

Peanuts

Satay Beef on Skewer (4)

£ 5.20

Peanuts

Crispy Shredded Beef in Spicy Sauce

£ 5.40

Chicken with Lemon Sauce

£ 5.10

Chicken with Orange Sauce

£ 5.10

Deep Fried Shredded Beef (Dry)

£ 5.40

Crispy Shredded Chicken in Spicy Sauce

£ 5.20

Crispy Shredded Chicken with Salt & Chilli

£ 5.20

Crispy Chicken Strips in Garlic Sauce

£ 4.90

Duck Dishes

Whole Aromatic Crispy Duck

£ 28.00

Half Aromatic Crispy Duck

£ 15.00

Quarter Aromatic Crispy Duck

£ 7.80

Duck with Bean Sprouts

£ 5.50

Duck with Mushroom

£ 5.50

Duck with Mixed Vegetable

£ 5.50

Duck with Ginger & Spring Onion

£ 5.50

Duck with Oyster Sauce

£ 5.50

Duck in Szechuan Style

£ 5.50

Duck in Kung Po Style

£ 5.50

Peanuts

Duck in Peking Style

£ 5.50

Peanuts

Meat Dishes

Mixed Meat in Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat with Mushroom

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat with Bean Sprouts

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat with Mixed Vegetable

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat with Ginger & Spring Onion

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat in Szechuan Style

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat in Kung Po Style

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat in Peking Style

£ 5.50

Peanuts

Beef Dishes

Beef with Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 4.90

Beef with Bean Sprouts

£ 4.90

Beef in Kung Po Style

£ 4.90

Peanuts

Beef with Ginger & Spring Onion

£ 4.90

Beef in Szechuan Style

£ 4.90

Beef in Peking Style

£ 4.90

Peanuts

Beef with Mushrooms

£ 4.90

Beef with Mixed Vegetable

£ 4.90

Beef with Oyster Sauce

£ 4.90

Beef with Black Pepper

£ 4.90

Chicken Dishes

Chicken with Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 4.80

Chicken with Mushroom

£ 4.80

Chicken with Bean Sprouts

£ 4.80

Chicken with Mixed Vegetable

£ 4.80

Chicken with Bamboo Shoots & Water Chestnuts

£ 4.80

Chicken in Kung Po Style

£ 4.80

Peanuts

Satay Chicken

£ 4.80

Peanuts

Chicken in Szechuan Style

£ 4.80

Chicken with Ginger & Spring Onion

£ 4.80

Chicken in Oyster Sauce

£ 4.80

Chicken with Cashew Nuts

£ 4.80

Peanuts

Chicken with Sweetcorn

£ 4.80

Chicken with Pineapple

£ 4.80

Chicken in Peking Style

£ 4.80

Peanuts

Roast Pork Dishes

Roast Pork with Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 4.80

Roast Pork with Mushroom

£ 4.80

Roast Pork with Bean Sprouts

£ 4.80

Roast Pork with Mixed Vegetable

£ 4.80

Roast Pork in Szechuan Style

£ 4.80

Roast Pork in Peking Style

£ 4.80

Peanuts

King Prawn Dishes

King Prawn with Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Mushroom

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Bean Sprouts

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Mixed Vegetable

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn in Kung Po Style

£ 5.50

Crustaceans
Peanuts

Satay King Prawn

£ 5.50

Crustaceans
Peanuts

King Prawn in Szechuan Style

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Ginger & Spring Onion

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Cashew Nuts

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn with Salt & Chilli

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

King Prawn in Peking Style

£ 5.50

Crustaceans
Peanuts

Chop Suey Dishes

Duck Chop Suey

£ 5.50

Mixed Meat Chop Suey

£ 5.50

King Prawn Chop Suey

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

Prawn Chop Suey

£ 4.90

Crustaceans

Beef Chop Suey

£ 4.90

Chicken Chop Suey

£ 4.80

Mushroom Chop Suey

£ 4.50

Roast Pork Chop Suey

£ 4.80

Curry Dishes

Mixed Meat Curry

£ 6.20

King Prawn Curry

£ 6.20

Crustaceans

Prawn Curry

£ 5.90

Crustaceans

Chicken Curry

£ 5.70

Beef Curry

£ 5.90

Char Siu Curry

£ 5.70

Chinese roast pork

Mushroom Curry

£ 5.50

Mixed Vegetable Curry

£ 5.50

Duck Curry

£ 6.30

Sweet & Sour Dishes

Sweet & Sour Mixed Meat (Hong Kong Style)

£ 5.50

Sweet & Sour Pork (Hong Kong Style)

£ 4.80

Sweet & Sour Chicken (Hong Kong Style)

£ 4.80

Sweet & Sour King Prawn (Hong Kong Style)

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

Sweet & Sour Mixed Vegetable (Hong Kong Style)

£ 4.20

Sweet & Sour Chicken Balls (10)

£ 5.10

Sweet & Sour Pork Balls (10)

£ 5.10

Sweet & Sour King Prawn Balls (10)

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

Rice Dishes

Mixed Meat Fried Rice

£ 5.60

Eggs

Chicken Fried Rice

£ 5.00

Eggs

Yeung Chow Fried Rice

£ 5.50

Eggs

King Prawn Fried Rice

£ 5.60

Crustaceans
Eggs

Prawn Fried Rice

£ 5.50

Crustaceans
Eggs

Roast Pork Fried Rice

£ 5.00

Eggs

Singapore Fried Rice

£ 5.60

Eggs

Mushroom Fried Rice

£ 4.50

Eggs

Nasi Goreng (Spicy Malaysian Style)

£ 5.60

Eggs

Coconuts Fried Rice

£ 3.60

Beef Fried Rice

£ 5.10

Eggs

Mixed Vegetable Fried Rice

£ 4.50

House Specials

Chicken Ha Ha Special

£ 5.10

Beef Ha Ha Special

£ 5.20

Mixed Meat Ha Ha Special

£ 5.60

King Prawn Ha Ha Special

£ 5.60

Crustaceans

Prawn Ha Ha Special

£ 5.20

Crustaceans

Roast Pork Ha Ha Special

£ 5.10

Mushroom Ha Ha Special

£ 4.60

Mixed Vegetable Ha Ha Special

£ 4.70

Ha Ha Special Chicken & Green Pepper

£ 5.10

With black bean sauce

Ha Ha Special Beef & Green Pepper

£ 5.20

With black bean sauce

Ha Ha Special King Prawn & Green Pepper

£ 5.60

With black bean sauce
Crustaceans

Ha Ha Special Mixed Meat & Green Pepper

£ 5.60

With black bean sauce

Chow Mein Dishes

Chicken Chow Mein

£ 5.00

Beef Chow Mein

£ 5.10

Mixed Meat Chow Mein

£ 5.60

King Prawn Chow Mein

£ 5.60

Crustaceans

Prawn Chow Mein

£ 5.50

Roast Duck Chow Mein

£ 5.60

Char Siu Chow Mein (Chinese Roast Pork)

£ 5.10

Mushroom Chow Mein

£ 4.50

Mixed Vegetable Chow Mein

£ 4.50

Singapore Chow Mein

£ 5.60

Singapore Vermicelli (Rice Noodle)

£ 5.60

Plain Chow Mein

£ 3.80

Malaysian Style Chow Mein

£ 5.60

Egg Foo Yung Dishes

Mixed Meat Foo Yung

£ 5.50

Eggs

King Prawn Foo Yung

£ 5.50

Crustaceans
Eggs

Chicken Foo Yung

£ 4.90

Eggs

Prawn Foo Yung

£ 5.10

Crustaceans
Eggs

Char Siu Foo Yung Chinese Roast Pork

£ 5.00

Eggs

Mushroom Foo Yung

£ 4.50

Eggs

Mixed Vegetable Foo Yung

£ 4.50

Eggs

Plain Foo Yung

£ 4.30

Eggs

Omelette Dishes

Mixed Meat Omelette

£ 6.30

Eggs

King Prawn Omelette

£ 6.30

Crustaceans
Eggs

Prawn Omelette

£ 6.10

Crustaceans
Eggs

Roast Pork Omelette

£ 5.50

Eggs

Chicken Omelette

£ 5.50

Eggs

Mushroom Omelette

£ 5.00

Eggs

Plain Omelette

£ 5.00

Eggs

Side Dishes

Boiled Rice

£ 2.10

Fried Rice

£ 2.50

Eggs

Fried Rice with Garlic

£ 3.00

Eggs

Chips with Salt & Pepper

£ 3.00

Chips

£ 2.00

Bean Sprouts

£ 3.50

Mushrooms

£ 3.50

Bamboo Shoots & Water Chestnuts

£ 3.50

Mixed Vegetable

£ 3.50

Sauces

Curry Sauce

£ 1.50

Sweet & Sour Sauce

£ 1.50

Barbecue Sauce

£ 1.50

Satay Sauce

£ 2.00

Peanuts

Peking Sauce

£ 2.00

Soya Sauce

£ 2.00

Desserts

Deep Fried Banana Fritters in Syrup

£ 3.00

Deep Fried Pineapple Fritters in Syrup

£ 3.00

Thai Starters

Spicy Thai Prawn Crackers

£ 2.50

Crustaceans

Thai Fish Cake

£ 5.10

Spicy Thai fish cake served with a sweet chilli dip

Golden Triangle

£ 3.30

Minced chicken with peas, carrots, potatoes & onions flavoured with Thai herbs & spicy curry sauce wrapped in triangular homemade pastry

Thai Soup

Tom Yum King Prawn Soup

£ 3.80

Famous Thai style soup with prawn (crustaceans) & mushrooms flavoured with lemongrass, chillies & lime juice
Crustaceans

Tom Yum Chicken Soup

£ 3.30

Famous Thai style soup with prawn (crustaceans) & mushrooms flavoured with lemongrass, chillies & lime juice

Thai Curries

Malaysian Curry - Chicken

£ 5.50

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - Beef

£ 5.50

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Malaysian Curry - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Southern style curry with potatoes, onions & ground peanuts

Thai Chillies & Onion - Chicken

£ 5.50

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - Beef

£ 5.50

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Chillies & Onion - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Stir fry with chillies & onion

Thai Sweet & Sour - Chicken

£ 5.50

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - Beef

£ 5.50

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Sweet & Sour - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Sweet & sour Thai style

Thai Basil - Chicken

£ 5.50

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - Beef

£ 5.50

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Thai Basil - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Stir fry with basil leaves & fresh chillies

Ginger & Spring Onion - Chicken

£ 5.50

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - Beef

£ 5.50

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Ginger & Spring Onion - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Stir fry with Thai ginger & spring onion

Thai Garlic - Chicken

£ 5.50

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - Beef

£ 5.50

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Thai Garlic - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Stir fry with garlic & pepper

Tom Yum Curry - Chicken

£ 5.50

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - Beef

£ 5.50

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - Roast Pork Slices

£ 5.50

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - Roast Duck Slices

£ 6.80

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - King Prawn

£ 6.60

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - Vegetables

£ 4.50

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Tom Yum Curry - Bean Curd

£ 4.70

Hot & sour curry with lime & lemongrass

Thai Rice

Thai Chicken Fried Rice

£ 5.50

Spicy egg fried rice with chicken & diced vegetable
Eggs

Thai Special Fried Rice

£ 6.00

Eggs

Chef's Specialities

Pagoda Chicken

£ 5.10

Lightly battered chicken breast seasoned in garlic & wine sauce

Ren Dang King Prawn

£ 5.80

Hot & spicy
Crustaceans

Ren Dang Beef

£ 5.20

Hot & spicy

Ren Dang Chicken

£ 5.20

Hot & Spicy

Chicken with Honey Sauce

£ 5.10

Pork with Honey Sauce

£ 5.10

Crispy Chicken Wings with Salt & Chilli

£ 5.00

Chicken Wings with BBQ Sauce

£ 5.00

Chicken Wings in Peking Style

£ 5.00

Tofu in Szechuan Style

£ 4.90

Tofu with Green Pepper & Black Bean Sauce

£ 4.90

Tofu with Salt & Chilli

£ 4.90

Chinese Roast Pork with Sea Spicy Sauce

£ 4.80

Chicken with Sea Spicy Sauce

£ 4.90

Beef with Sea Spicy Sauce

£ 5.10

King Prawn with Sea Spicy Sauce

£ 5.60

Crustaceans

Singapore Shrimp Curry

£ 5.50

Crustaceans

Singapore Chicken Curry

£ 5.40

Singapore Beef Curry

£ 5.60

Singapore King Prawn Curry

£ 6.60

Crustaceans

Singapore Pork Curry

£ 5.50

Singapore Duck Curry

£ 6.70

Singapore House Special Curry

£ 6.70

Set Meals

Set Meal A1 For 1 Person

£ 9.30

Sweet & sour chicken balls (5)
Beef chop suey
Egg fried rice (eggs)
Prawn crackers (small) (crustaceans)

Set Meal B1 For 2 Persons

£ 17.50

Mini spring rolls (6)
Sweet & sour pork (Hong Kong style)
Chicken with mushrooms
Roast pork chow mein
Yeung chow fried rice (eggs)

Set Meal B2 For 2 Persons

£ 20.80

Mini spring rolls (6)
Sesame prawn on toast (crustaceans)
Sweet & sour chicken (Hong Kong style)
Chicken with mushrooms
Beef in black bean sauce
Yeung chow fried rice (eggs)

Set Meal C1 For 3 Persons

£ 28.50

Mini spring rolls (3)
Sweet & sour pork (Hong Kong style)
Chicken with mushrooms
Chicken chow mein
Sweet & sour chicken balls
Beef in black bean sauce
Yeung chow fried rice (2) (eggs)

Set Meal C2 For 3 Persons

£ 32.80

Satay chicken (peanuts)
Chinese spring rolls
Sweet & sour chicken (Hong Kong style)
Beef in black bean sauce
King prawn chop suey (crustaceans)
Sweet & sour pork balls
Yeung chow fried rice (2) (eggs)
Spare ribs (dry)

Set Meal D1 For 4 Persons

£ 37.80

Spare ribs (dry)
Chinese spring rolls
Quarter aromatic crispy duck
Sweet & sour pork (Hong Kong style)
Beef in black bean sauce
Chicken with mushrooms
Chicken chow mein
Yeung chow fried rice (2) (eggs)

Set Meal D2 For 4 Persons

£ 39.80

Hot platter
Satay chicken (peanuts)
Beef in black bean sauce
King prawn chop suey (crustaceans)
Chicken with cashew nuts (peanuts)
Chicken in lemon sauce
Yeung chow fried rice (2) (eggs)

Contact Us

Find us

Ha Ha Chinese

68 New Road

Portsmouth

PO2 7RF

Opening times

Tuesday

17:00 - 22:30

Wednesday

17:00 - 22:30

Thursday

17:00 - 22:30

Friday

17:00 - 22:30

Saturday

17:00 - 22:30

Sunday

17:00 - 22:30

Please note, delivery times may vary.